I got this e-mail last night…
Hello Bob,
I just thought I would stick up for women in general. I realize that some of your site is humor intentioned, dark as it may be. However, you treat women like objects. Take for example your girlfriend who you obviously take for granted on a regular basis. It would seem that all you do is make fun of her for whatever shortcomings you two have instead of accepting personal responsibility. The fact that you can’t accept responsibility tells me that maybe you’re the problematic one in the relationship. I think maybe it’s time you treated women with a little more respect and maybe you would get what you wanted.
PS- Anal is disgusting and it happens to be all you talk about.
Jessica
I wrote the bitch bag…
Hey Jessica,
Thanks for writing me, I haven’t had my fill of lesbian advice for the month. I likely do take the girlfriend for granted but truth is I do enough in the relationship that I figure a bedtime BJ and period week anal isn’t all that much to ask for but I guess I’ll settle for jerking off while she’s sleeping.
The fact that you’re writing me tells me more about you than you’ve said about me, frankly. Writing to a guy online you don’t like and giving him advice about his personal life while simultaneously giving him shit for it seems typical of women in general. The fact that you’re obviously some kind of prude with a grudge against men tells me that maybe I can learn from you before I’m banned from vagina like you’re banned from dick.
PS- Don’t knock it ’til you try it. If you want to give it a go, e-mail me…
xoxoxoxo,
Bob Coughlin
Admin
www.lifemisled.com
Speaking of not knocking it before you try it… Eva Longoria decided to slum it with the rest of the minimum wage world and served Wendys to minorities in California. I don’t know if bitch is just trying to act like she’s one of us or if it was some sort of Wendys promotion where bitch got paid a shitload of money to draw people in to buy burgers. Whatever the case, bitch was posing for photographs and shit and not takin’ her burger job all that serious.
All I know is Eva Longoria is a waste of space and she wouldn’t cut it in the minimum wage world making a mockery of people who have to flip burgers for a living and get in their piece of shit cars and head home to subsidized housing and kids they can barely afford to keep alive while she gets to drive her BMW back to her mansion with NBA superstar Tony Parker.
Here are some pictures of Eva Longoria mocking people who actually have to work hard when they’re not trying to boost their image or do corporate sell-outs…
