Kim Kardashian and sister’s staged bikini pics, ass and all (DSF)
Eat your heart out Sarah, George Clooney and his Italian Villa (BST)
Lindsay Lohan in a super, super short skirt (UMC)
John Mayer is apparently a really, really good lay (Y!)
Nicole Richie’s new reality show sounds like a real bore (WB)
Strippers aren’t always angels.. (CK)
Faux strippers promote Kid Rock (ABH)
Alicia Keys looks spray tanned (BST)
Brad Pitt isn’t very deep (CWS)
Naked Javier Bardem (CR)
Heather Locklear’s throwing up gang signs (A!)
Baby survives abortion! (POP)
Natalie Portman goes, “Yeah, I’m still hot.” (EB)
No second wedding for Mariah Carey, because no one wants the exclusive pics! (GB)
More Bill Clinton affair rumors (PB)
Gary Dourdan to join Celebrity rehab cast? (HB)
Ashlee Simpson might be having twins (TB)
Lily Allen is really playing up that pink hair (UMC)
Britney Spears and Jamie Lynn head to Vegas (BB)
Jennifer Garner gets locked out of her car by her daughter (LBS)
Stiffler stuck it to Jessica Simpson when she was married (DSF)
Jenna Jameson is throwing a lingerie party and you’re invited (WND)
Bai Ling in bathrobe on the beach (DSF)