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In Larry King's interview with Jon Stewart, Larry brought up the
subject of the primaries and asked him if America was ready for a
woman or a black president. Jon looked at him quizzically and said,
"This is such a non-question. Did anyone ask us in 2000 if Americans
were ready for a moron?"

Yesterday during a speech, President Bush said that his economic
stimulus package is working because when people use extra money to buy
a machine, that creates jobs at "the machine-making place." Then Bush
introduced his new speechwriter, a 6 year-old boy named Timmy.
(Conan O'Brien)

Barack Obama gave a stem-winding speech to thousands in Minneapolis
Tuesday. He really is the candidate of change. In the last month alone
the Ku Klux Klan has changed their policy and now welcomes black
preachers and Catholic priests as members. (Argus Hamilton)

The good news is, the whole Democratic primary voting process ended
tonight, the bad news is, the 2012 Democratic primaries start on
Thursday.
(Jay Leno)

Former Democratic South Dakota Senator Tom Daschle says Senator John
McCain contacted the Democrats in 2001 to discuss the possibility of
leaving the Republican Party to become an Independent, and caucus and
vote with the Democrats. There's your solution to this endless
presidential campaign right there. Have Barack Obama select John
McCain as his vice presidential running mate. We could have the whole
thing wrapped up by midnight! (Patrick Gorse)

They say McCain does take some medication, including Ambien to help
him sleep. But they said he could eliminate the sleeping pills if he
picks Mitt Romney as vice president. (Jay Leno)

Over the weekend Barack Obama left his church. Afterwards he said to
Hillary, "OK, now it's your turn to quit something."
(Jay Leno)

The Senate Intelligence committee reported Thursday that President
George W. Bush and his top policymakers misstated Saddam Hussein's
links to terrorism and ignored doubts among intelligence agencies
about Iraq's arms programs as they made a case for war. It's nice to
know the Senate is on top of things -- and apparently read Scott
McClellan's book.
(Joe Hickman)

Yesterday on the campaign trail, John McCain said that he's in favor
of change. That's what he said. McCain said, "For example, I just
switched from Cialis to Viagra." A real change. Very nicely done.
(Conan O'Brien

A pack of cigarettes in New York state now costs about $10. That's
crazy, I can get like two gallons of gas for that! (Jake Novak)

Oh, and in his speech last night, John McCain said we must get off of
fossil fuels. See, that's why a lot of people admire McCain. That's
why he's considered such a maverick. Here you have a fossil, coming
out against fossil fuel. (Jay Leno)

A bunch of people in Italy are turning Al Gore's “An Inconvenient
Truth” into an opera. Here are some of the songs: “You Make Me Feel So
Hot,” “Come Fry With Me,” and “Call Me Biodegradable.” (David Letterman)


THE CANDIDATES

Barack Obama could clinch the nomination over Hillary Clinton if he
sweeps the primaries Tuesday. What an amazing feat. It would be the
first time a black guy ever beat a white woman and didn't need an L.A.
jury to keep from going to prison for it. (Argus Hamilton)

Over the weekend Barack Obama left his church. Afterwards he said to
Hillary, "OK, now it's your turn to quit something." (Jay Leno)

Barack Obama says he is now looking for a new church, preferably one
where the religious order has to take a vow of silence. (Jay Leno)

No doubt about it, Barrack Obama is the man. Hillary Clinton is not
the man. And on Saturday she will concede as much. But since just
about everybody's wife wanted her to be the man, it might not be real
smart to joke about it a lot. (Joe Hickman)

Barack Obama's campaign might end up paying off more than $20 million
in debt accrued by defeated rival Hillary Clinton. Apparently,
Hillary's been asking for some of that "change" Obama has been
promising lately. (Pedro Bartes)

John McCain visited Walter Reed Hospital but his staff refused to say
why. It's no secret why. The cable news networks were so busy covering
Hillary and Obama that John McCain went in for a colonoscopy just to
get a little camera time. (Argus Hamilton)

Many Democrats believe Hillary will be named the Vice-Presidential
candidate -- just as soon as Obama makes sure Oprah doesn't want it.
And didn't promise it to Dr. Phil. (Joe Hickman)

In a kick-off to the 2008 general election campaign, John McCain
challenged Barack Obama to a "Creepiest Smile" contest. (Andy Borowitz)

Hillary Clinton, you know, has announced that she will be officially
ending her campaign on Saturday. She's going to wait 'til Saturday
because tomorrow is the Honduras primary. (David Letterman)

But I'm beginning to wonder if maybe Hillary doesn't get it. I'm
thinking is it possible she doesn't get it. She's now saying that she
still has a shot at the Republican nomination. (David Letterman)

Hillary Clinton is ending her campaign, but really in the bigger sense
it's sad because, think about it, there goes right down the drain the
Clinton dream of a being a two-impeachment family. (David Letterman)

Political analysts say that Barack Obama's immediate concern should be
to mend the relations with Hillary's millions of women supporters who
are upset that, of course, she is not the nominee. And today, he
offered them health care and free tickets to "Sex and the City." (Jay
Leno)

I think it's finally starting to sink in to Hillary that she didn't
get it. Like, today she went down to Ikea, because I think she
realizes this is the only chance she was going to have to put together
her own cabinet. (Jay Leno)

Barack Obama clinched the Democratic presidential nomination this
week. And it's been reported that Hillary Clinton is going to concede
on Saturday. That's right. Yeah, that's Saturday, December 15th, 2017.
That's the current plan. (Conan O'Brien)

Any way you slice it, the message is pretty clear, and that is, Oprah
wins again. Oprah wanted Obama. And now Obama is in the difficult
position to decide which of these two very powerful women will be at
his side in the race for the White House. (Jimmy Kimmel)

John McCain says America must get off of fossil fuels. That shows you
what a maverick he is. Here you have a fossil saying we must get off
of fossil fuels. (Jay Leno)

John McCain is continuing to assert that Barack Obama needs to go to
Iraq to really understand the war situation. When asked for how long,
McCain replied that 'a three- or four-year tour of duty' would be a
good start. (Janice Hough)

It looks like Barack Obama has won the nomination. Hillary Clinton is
about to drop out. That means Bill Clinton is about to hear those
three words he has been dreading: "Honey, I'm home!" (Jay Leno)

If Barack Obama has clinched the democratic presidential nomination,
why does anybody care if Hillary admits defeat? I'll tell you why.
Politics is like reality TV -- it's not about winning -- it's about
rubbing the loser's nose in it. (Joe Hickman)

It's just hard to believe that a guy like Barack Obama who had the
great judgment to oppose the Iraq war would then go and pick Hillary
Clinton as his vice presidential running mate. That would be like Paul
McCartney hiring Heather Mills as his nanny. (Patrick Gorse)

John McCain is actively campaigning across the country. He's looking
for donors - mostly organ donors. (Craig Ferguson)


PRESIDENT BUSH

In his new book, President Bush's former press secretary said that
Bush has a lack of inquisitiveness. Yeah. When he heard this, Bush
said, "I don't know what he's saying, and I don't care." (Conan O'Brien)

"I have no intention of reading Scott McClellan's book," Mr. Bush told
reporters, "because it's a book." Mr. Bush said he was "surprised"
that Mr. McClellan had written a book to criticize him because "if
you're trying to communicate some criticism to me, a book is pretty
much the last place you'd put it." (Andy Borowitz)

Former White House press spokesman Scott McClellan has written a book
highly critical of the Bush administration. And while in Utah,
President Bush told an audience he has not read McClellan's book. He
doesn't plan to read it. It's nothing to do with McClellan, just
general principle. It's a book. It's got big words, and not a lot of
pictures. (Jay Leno)

President Bush said he enjoyed chest-bumping a cadet. Unfortunately,
things didn't go that well when he tried to chest-bump Cheney to
celebrate the price of oil and deactivated Cheney's pacemaker. (Pedro
Bartes)


THE ADMINISTRATION

White House spokesperson Dana Perrino says McClelland is "Not the
Scott we knew in the White House." Who knew he would actually choose
this time to start telling the truth? (Jim Barach)

Some Republicans are saying that former press secretary Scott
McClellan shouldn't have slammed the Bush administration and bit the
hand that fed him. Judging by McClellan's appearance, he ate more than
the hand. (Pedro Bartes)

Dick Cheney has apologized to the people of West Virginia for making a
joke about inbreeding at their expense. But see, I don't think Cheney
gets it. In fact, today, while trying to apologize, he said he felt as
stupid as a guy from Kentucky (Jay Leno)

Dick Cheney got into trouble. He had to apologize for a joke he made
about West Virginia -- no word on the Iraq war. (David Letterman)

Scott McClellan denounced the Bush administration for its culture of
secrecy in his new book. He said they use extraordinary means to keep
things quiet. There's a sign on the wall in the press secretary's
office that reads Loose Lips Elect Democrats. (Argus Hamilton)


THE DEMOCRATS

After undergoing brain surgery, Ted Kennedy was reported to be lucid,
sharp, alert and articulate. In other words he's doing a lot better
than our President. (Alex Kaseberg)

A website quotes Paula Jones and Gennifer Flowers, describing Bill
Clinton's penis. Not to get too graphic, but let's just say Bill's
politics aren't the only thing that points to the left. (Alex Kaseberg)

Bill Clinton ripped Vanity Fair for its profile article on him Monday.
It said he's been philandering with actresses and heiresses. If Barack
Obama is going to be dignified and happily married, Democrats need the
Clintons on the ticket for balance. (Argus Hamilton)

The endgame of Hillary Clinton's bid for the Democratic presidential
nomination took an unexpected turn today as her husband, former
President Bill Clinton, updated his status on a popular social
networking site. Visitors to Mr. Clinton's profile page at Facebook
noticed that minutes after Mrs. Clinton suspended her campaign,
President Clinton updated his status from "Married" to "It's
Complicated." (Andy Borowitz)


THE STATES

In California, a high school student who's an illegal immigrant is
about to be deported, but since he's the school's valedictorian, he's
asking President Bush to help. Bush told the valedictorian, "Don't
worry, I'll never let them send you back to Valedictoria." (Conan
O'Brien)

A Democratic sponsored bill in the California legislature would call
for all businesses over ten employees to give them ten paid sick days
per year. Four for March Madness, three for the Super Bowl and two for
the World Series. (Bob Mills)


LOCAL NEWS

Spanish is now reportedly the primary language in Miami. This shocks
older residents who remember it wasn't that long ago that it was still
Yiddish. (Jim Barach)

The city of Canton, Ohio wants to impose jail sentences on homeowners
who don't mow their lawns. Residents say this is unfair because
watching grass grow is the most exciting thing to do in Canton, Ohio.
(Conan O'Brien)

Denver's Jeff Peckman petitioned city officials to set up an
Extraterrestrial Affairs Department to plan for an alien landing.
Denver is the closest city to outer space. At least it has been ever
since Jerry Brown moved out of the California governor's mansion.
(Argus Hamilton)


TERRORISM

Al-Qaeda leaders found themselves facing protests from Muslim
extremist women on Sunday. The women are upset al-Qaeda only allows
men to become top terrorists. There's nothing so frustrating for women
as being unable to blow up the glass ceiling. (Argus Hamilton)


CIVIL RIGHTS & THE CONSTITUTION

Gay marriages could start in California by June 17th following a State
Supreme Court Ruling making them legal. President Bush's worst
nightmare is a car with a trunk full of gay Mexicans sneaking across
the border to get them all married. (Jim Barach)


THE ECONOMY & TAXES

Congress heard testimony blaming oil prices on money managers who play
the oil commodities market with retirement funds. It's an evil plot.
Retirement funds are pushing up the price of oil so high that no one
will ever be able to afford to retire. (Argus Hamilton)

As the price of food increases, sales of Spam are up. Ever wondered
what they put in Spam? There's a clue in the name. S - P - A - M.
Those letters stand for -- Skunk, Possum, Armadillo, Mole. (Toms Lake
Humor Company)


NASA & SPACE

The astronauts onboard the International Space Station may have to
return to Earth early, because the toilet is malfunctioning. Because
there are two things that should never ever go together - an
overflowing toilet and a zero-gravity environment. (Conan O'Brien)

Hey, are you folks like me? Do you like drama in outer space? Well,
maybe you know about this - the International Space Station, and
there's Russian cosmonauts up there right now, and for the last month,
the toilet has been busted. Yeah, you're laughing now, and just about
now, people down in Houston are on the horn, talking to the Space
Station saying, 'Did you jiggle the handle? Try jiggling the handle.'
But don't worry about this: Halliburton is sending up a $2 billion
plunger. (David Letterman)

The toilet on the international space station has been repaired. The
apparatus will be put through a rigorous battery of tests. The
scheduled dinner meal tonight is a freeze dried burrito. (Alan Ray)


ENGLAND & GREAT BRITIAN

The Royal Navy has sent Prince William on a two month patrol of the
Bahamas. If he survives this dangerous mission they will send him to
the topless beaches of the Riviera to search for breasts of mass
reconstruction. (Alex Kaseberg)


FRANCE & WESTERN EUROPE

You remember a guy named Al Gore? Does that name ring a bell? He was
vice president with Bubba for like two terms, eight years. And then he
went out and produced that film, the documentary. He had the book and
the film "An Inconvenient Truth," you know, about the environment and
climate change. Won an Academy Award. Won the Nobel Peace Prize.
They're turning that, some people in Italy, are turning "The
Inconvenient Truth" into an opera. Are you like me? The first time you
saw that movie, you said to yourself, boy, this would be great, if
only had it songs? I mean, wow. (David Letterman)

The La Scala Opera House in Italy announced it will commission and
stage an opera of Al Gore's documentary, An Inconvenient Truth. The
former vice president wasn't entirely pleased by the news. Al's a
baritone so he has to play an oil company. (Argus Hamilton)


IRAQ, IRAN & AFGHANISTAN

According to the National Intelligence director, only 30% of
Afghanistan and its borders are under control by the government. Only
30%. Which sounds bad, until you realize only 20% of California
borders are under control. (Jay Leno)


SCIENCE & HEALTH

UCLA Medical Center admitted Friday that its doctors recently
performed a life-saving liver transplant on a Japanese man who is the
most powerful crime boss in Tokyo. After all, they did take an oath.
People who pay cash go to the top of the list. (Argus Hamilton)

Barack Obama's doctor released his medical records Thursday and told
reporters that the candidate has been chewing on Nicorette gum for two
years to try to stop smoking. How tough is it to beat nicotine
addiction? It's easier to withdraw from Iraq. (Argus Hamilton)

The good news: Wisconsin scientists found that red wine can
significantly lengthen life. The bad news: They used a dose on mice
that in humans would require 35 bottles a day. But you'll be in
staggeringly good health until liver disease sets in. (Scott Witt)

A study says that ADHD costs adult sufferers 20 or more workdays a
year. This explains all that vacation time taken by President Bush.
(Jim Barach)

Disneyland closed It's a Small World for refitting Thursday because
overweight children made the boats scrape bottom. That's how this
decade will be remembered. We may be bogged down in Iraq, but elastic
waistbands have been driven to their knees. (Argus Hamilton)


THE WEATHER & THE ENVIRONMENT

The state of Hawaii will ship 100,000 tons of shrink wrapped refuse
across the Pacific by barge to Washington and Oregon where it will
become land fill. Which makes it the largest mass transfer of garbage
in history, if you don't count Fox News. (Bob Mills)

A direct hit by a hurricane this season in the Gulf of Mexico on the
oil infrastructure could push crude prices to $150 a barrel. Until
then, the oil companies will just have to continue to rely on market
manipulation and deceit. (Jim Barach)

Yellowstone National Park, WYO -- The Ol' Faithful Geyser is taking
about a minute longer to recycle due to the two year drought. Which
is even worse than we thought. It now spews Sparkletts purchased by
park rangers at a local Safeway. (Bob Mills)

In Yellowstone Park, several years of drought have resulted in the Old
Faithful geyser erupting less frequently. It used to spit like Reggie
Jackson. Nowadays, it spits more like Kate Jackson. (Jerry Perisho)


SPORTS

Big Brown will run for the Triple Crown in the Belmont Stakes Saturday
despite a quarter crack in his front left foot. Everyone's following
the story. His trainer said the crack is no big deal and Tatum O'Neal
asked him to be a witness at her trial. (Argus Hamilton)

The FBI interviewed Roger Clemens's lover Mindy McCready to ask her if
he took steroids. She was one of his many simultaneous affairs. The
pitcher's dream was to be the first Texan with three hundred wins and
the second Texan with four hundred kids. (Argus Hamilton)

The Supreme Court ruled that Major League Baseball has no right to
control the billion and a half dollar fantasy leagues business Monday.
You can't make it up. Baseball is so boring without steroids that
leagues are popping up with Barry Bonds and Roger Clemens on their
rosters and they are making more money than the real teams. (Argus
Hamilton)

Chicago is among 4 finalists to host the 2016 Summer Olympics. Some
slogans were tossed for the competition. "Chicago: There's Something
in the Air, and it's not just Nitrogen Dioxide." (Alan Ray)

The Boston Celtics host the Los Angeles Lakers tonight in Game One of
the NBA Finals. Fans can't wait. This match-up is one of the great
sports rivalries, like the Yankees vs. the Red Sox, the Cowboys vs.
the Redskins and Charles Barkley vs. House Odds. (Argus Hamilton)

Pitcher Randy Johnson has tied Roger Clemens for second place on the
career strikeouts list. However, Clemens has still scored more times
with 15 year old country singers. (Jim Barach)

A minor league baseball team gave away a free funeral to one lucky fan
his week. Fans all over the country were mad they couldn't win,
especially the Seattle Mariners' fans who wanted to use the free
funeral for their own team. (Pedro Bartes)


ENTERTAINMENT

"Sex and the City" - the No. 1 movie in the country. Here's the
breakdown of the people who went to see it: 5 million women and one
male flight attendant named Gary. (David Letterman)

The "Sex and the City" movie brought in $55 million at the box office,
almost twice the expected haul. The heavy turnout was good news for
Hollywood, but even better news for all the guys who spent the weekend
cheating on their wives and girlfriends while they were out watching
"Sex and the City." (Jake Novak)

Oliver Stone signed Richard Dreyfuss to play Dick Cheney in his new
movie about the life of President Bush. The actor lobbied hard for the
role. Richard Dreyfuss worked with a great white shark in the movie
Jaws, and he's always wanted to play one. (Argus Hamilton)

Universal Studios in Hollywood had a spectacular fire Sunday. The
response was admittedly slow. The firetruck ran out of gas on the way
to the studio and they had to put a measure on the November ballot to
raise enough money to fill it up again. (Argus Hamilton)


CELEBRITIES

Ed McMahon went on "Larry King Live" last night to discuss his
financial problems. He blamed his home foreclosue on health problems,
legal issues, and the $15 million annual maintenance on his wife's
boob job. (Jake Novak)

Evander Holyfield's home is now under foreclosure. He plans to work it
out with the bank by scheduling a fight against Ed McMahon. (Jake Novak)

Sharon Stone was quoted as saying that the earthquake in China may
have been due to "bad karma" caused by China's treatment of Tibet.
China plans to retaliate by igniting the Olympic torch during the
opening ceremonies with the panties Sharon forgot to wear in "Basic
Instinct. (Bob Mills)

"American Idol" runner up Clay Aiken is expecting a baby. The mother
is his 50 year old roommate who was artificially inseminated. That
ought to put to rest all those rumors about him being gay. (Jim Barach)

Susan Sarandon declared Saturday that she will move to Canada or Italy
if John McCain gets elected president of the United States in
November. It's a two-way street. Roman Polanski vowed he will move
back to America if the Clintons get elected. (Argus Hamilton)

A California judge has ruled that Britney Spears is not yet mentally
fit enough to appear in court for her probate case, to which her
attorney has responded, "Hey she's never been mentally fit enough to
record an album either, but that's never stopped her!" (Jake Novak)

Singer Shania Twain is going through a divorce with her producer-
husband "Mutt" Lange. There have been lesbian rumors about Shania; if
true, lesbian rumors would bring new meaning to her songs "Man, I Feel
Like A Woman" and "The Woman in Me." (Alex Kaseberg)

Bill Murray was accused by his wife in divorce papers of being a pot
and booze hound who always trolls for new sex partners. He's fifty-
seven. It's a lesson for young people about the long and full life you
can enjoy if you stay away from cocaine. (Argus Hamilton)

A new article in Vanity Fair magazine hints that former President Bill
Clinton may have had an affair with actress Gina Gershon. The Vanity
Fair article also hints that John McCain may have had an affair with
Estelle Getty. Let's hope they didn't videotape that. (Conan O'Brien)

The New York home of rapper 50 Cent was gutted by a fire. How ironic
that 50 Cent lost his quarters. (Jim Barach)

Tatum O'Neal was arrested in New York Sunday for attempting to
purchase drugs on the street. Cops saw her trying to buy crack cocaine
from a homeless guy. It's nice to see those six hundred dollar
stimulus checks going for their intended purpose. (Argus Hamilton)

Academy Award-winning actress Tatum O'Neal has been arrested after
buying crack cocaine near her home in Manhattan. Shocking news, since
everyone knows you can get crack so much cheaper in Queens. (Jake Novak)

Hollywood actress Gina Gershon was infuriated by rumors that claimed
she had an affair with Bill Clinton. She's afraid she could be
blacklisted from Hollywood, because having an affair with Bill
immediately tells producers you that are getting fat. (Pedro Bartes)

The other day, Charlie Sheen got remarried. Sheen said, "She's the
perfect woman for me - she hasn't read a newspaper in 15
years." (Conan O'Brien)
Jessica Alba surprised everyone and married her longtime boyfriend
this week. He did a funny thing - instead of saying, "I do," he said,
"Duhhh." (Jimmy Kimmel}

Formula One president Max Mosley was permitted to keep his job Tuesday
despite being videotaped getting spanked by hookers dressed like
Gestapo officers. It's no big deal. How many times do the Puritans
need to be told that it's just sex and Nazis? (Argus Hamilton)

Aerosmith star Steven Tyler says he has checked into a rehab facility
in search of a "safe environment" to recover from foot injuries,
because everyone knows just how much peer pressure there is out on the
road to take serious risks with your feet. (Jake Novak)

Billionaire investor Warren Buffett tried to calm fears about the
economy by saying his children and grandchildren would live better
than he does. Of course they will - they'll be spending all of his
money. (Jim Barach)


RELIGION

Father Michael Pfleger was suspended by the Chicago archbishop Tuesday
for his rant mocking Hillary at Obama's church. It made the church
look terrible. Whoever thought that sex scandals involving altar boys
would be considered the good old days? (Argus Hamilton)

Amish farmers in Ohio began organizing a co-op to grow organic food
Monday. They say that growing high-demand organic food strengthens the
Amish way of life. With gas at a four dollars a gallon, the Amish way
of life is picking up new converts daily. (Argus Hamilton)


HISTORY

The Ford Theatre Society Sunday completed its fundraising for
renovation. It's where Abe Lincoln was assassinated. He tried to hold
America together and was shot for it, which explains why nobody will
step forward to end the Democratic primary race (Argus Hamilton)

Democratic Party officials agreed to seat the rule-breaking Michigan
and Florida delegations at the Denver convention. However, they will
get only a half-vote per person. It's the same deal Southern states
got after the war for the next eighty years. (Argus Hamilton)


BUSINESS & LABOR

American Airlines is charging a $15 fee for checking your first bag.
They're calling it a service fee. Yeah - I believe the service is
called extortion. (Jay Leno)

American Airlines is now charging $15 for each first checked bag. And
I said, "Hey - anything to slow down that ticket line is OK by
me." (David Letterman)

Fifteen dollars for each checked bag. And I'm guessing we get to
charge them for each canceled flight? (David Letterman)

GM has just announced it will cut back on making gas-guzzling SUVs and
is exploring selling off its Hummer division. In fact, the automaker
is getting so cutting edge it might even stop installing 8-track tape
players in every car. (Jake Novak)

U.S. Airways announced Wednesday that to make up for high fuel costs
the airline will eliminate all peanuts and cookies and pretzel snacks
on all domestic flights. It is a terrible idea. The pilots will get
drunk that much faster on an empty stomach. (Argus Hamilton)


AWARDS

The Las Vegas nightclub Prive has named Britney Spears' ex-husband
Kevin Federline as "Father of the Year." I guess that Alec Baldwin
voice mail and the polygamous religious sect sex scandals have really
lowered the bar.(Patrick Gorse)

A night club in Vegas nominated Kevin Federline as Father of the Year.
The owners changed their minds after Kevin told them he'd attend the
party and leave the kids with Britney for the night. (Pedro Bartes)

A group called The Fathers Day Council is naming "American Idol" judge
Randy Jackson Father of the Year. Apparently Jackson got the award for
keeping his children away from Paula Abdul. (Conan O'Brien)


POLLS & STUDIES

Research shows that 20% of Americans have never used e-mail, and that
18% of Americans have no Internet access. I believe the correct term
for those people is "senior citizens". (Jim Barach)


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